| computer: | makes error sound |
| me: | imitates error sound sarcastically |
| John: | I'm not his date |
| Angelo: | Excuse you have you met this angelic man? He got me off of a murder charge and basically saved my life. Yeah I went to prison but it wasn't very long and you want to come into MY establishment and deny him love? NO. This is a date because I say it's a date, I'll get a candle for the table. |
Not sure if I need sex, affection, vodka, a friend to talk with, to punch something, or all of the above.
(via fores-ttrial-blog)
